Pathologically Apathetic

retched-ted:

playin outlast like

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a-link-between-butts:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, ED BOY

a-link-between-butts:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, ED BOY

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collectiveassbutts:

bastardlybrendan:

The Great Dictator’s Speech - Charlie Chaplin

In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: “the Kingdom of God is within man” - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.

Time to bring this back around again.

my man

polandballcomics:

Bring der Vaseline Source: Source and comments

polandballcomics:

Bring der Vaseline

Source: Source and comments

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hoganddice:

false-dawn:

alwaysbe-simplyyou:

HERE’S THE MOTHERFUCKIN JURASSIC PARK THEME TO GET YOU THROUGH YOUR DAY. ENJOY

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This theme is what happiness sounds like.

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frauleinninja:

lledra:

sharped0:

gobigorgoextinct:

Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.

Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 

Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 

#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.

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THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME

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Oh, Superman went home. But don’t you worry. I’ve seen his future! And he has quite a life ahead of him!

(Source: thelastofkrypton, via bythepowercosmic)

flavorpill:

nprbooks:

Today, June 25, is George Orwell’s birthday!

To mark the occasion, here are some awesome Ralph Steadman illustrations of Orwell’s anti-totalitarian classic, Animal Farm. (There are lots more over on Brainpickings.)

Happy Birthday George!

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hovvell:

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

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deadjosey:

bastardlybrendan:

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You can thank me later

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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All right,” said Susan. “I’m not stupid. You’re saying humans need… fantasies to make life bearable.”

REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They’re not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME…SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what’s the point—"

MY POINT EXACTLY.

—   Terry PratchettHogfather (via feellng)

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J.R.R. Tolkien Reveals TRUE Meaning Of 'The Lord Of The Rings' In Unearthed Audio Recording

chakrabot:

theworldwalkersdiaries:

HELP

HELP

HELP

…..!!!!!!!

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