for a bunch of people who hate the current justice system, tumblr sure thinks it has a lot more power than it does.
Imagine if Tumblr were in charge of the justice system.
You may now scream at your leisure.
the judge pulls at the sleeve of her robe. “the defendant has been accused of, and i quote, being a ‘completely unrepentant MRA homophobic woman-hating fuckstain.’ the jury seems to be be in agreement.”
she turns to the prosecution. “now, tumblr user lokitardissherlockedslut34, these are serious charges. i’m in complete agreement and we should dox this motherfucker. take his head for good measure and collect his cismale tears.” the jury laughs uproariously at this piece of shining wit. they are all decked out in “misandry 4 life” shirts, even the men among them. especially the men among them.
the judge yawns as the defendant is taken away, but not by police because that’s wrong. volunteers take the lead. “now,” says the judge, spreading nutella on a piece of vegan bread, “where were we? i believe we were going to watch a marathon of doctor who so as to form a social justice media critique and laugh roundly at the antics of ‘bee movie.’”